henry rollins. bill maher. ricky gervais. the late george carlin.

my mount rushmore of religious belief and social criticisms.

annahinks:

fujiidom:

Ricky: Not only are you one of the funniest people in the world, but you’re - I’ve said it before - you’re a handsome man. I don’t know what it is about you - it’s distinguished, it’s the gray hair, the intellectual.
Jon: We should do a show -
Ricky: Where we’re just kissing?
Jon: No! [pauses] Well, maybe. [thinks] Where’s the dramatic art?
Ricky: If we were in prison -
Jon: Yes, yes! We should do a prison show, where you and I have committed some type of very non-violent crime.
Ricky: If you had to choose, had to flip a coin, would you rather be Mommy or Daddy?
Jon: In modern times, Mommy still has to work and also do the duties. I think, Daddy, because there’s moments where I could say, I need to be by myself.
Ricky: Okay. Now, come over here, and suck Mommy’s cock.
Jon: [loses it, completely]

The Daily Show, 02/22/10

YES.

ricky gervais

one of my comedic idol. and the fact that he is an atheist is a plus.